Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?
That’s how all women should feel about their body.
Spongebob is probably the weirdest show that has ever existed.
hey babe *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you